The Postman's Corner
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
The real key to success is a combination of talent
stubborness, determination, and sheer luck
Any combination of 3 out of 4 will probably do.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The other day I ordered a new printer for the war
department's puter. Got it all installed and could
not find a usb cable in the junk closet to save my
soul, even tho I'd purchased a half dozen just a few
months ago. So, being out and about, I decided to run into
Best Buy real quick. I spent about 10 unsuccesful
minutes wandering the computer department looking for
one, and it took at least that long for anyone to notice
me, altho the store really was not that busy. I told the
nice young associate what I wanted, "Oh. right this way,"
he said, and then the goof ball handed me a ethernet cable!
"Apparently u don't understand, I'm hooking up a
printer to a puter.I need a USB cable," and I said it
slowly, like he was a dunce. I do that when talking to
stupid people. "Oh, just a minute."
He comes back 5 minutes later with a 12 foot long one that
they wanted 50 lousy bucks for. !!!
"Why would I want a 12 footer for that?"
"Uhhh...well...its the only size we got."
I walked out and went 2 doors down and found a 3 footer
for about 15$. at Office Max. Last time I did business
with Best Buy, I sent the war department up there to get
printer cartridges. Even tho I gave her a note with the
printer number AND the cartridge numbers I wanted, she
still came back with the wrong ones ^%#@#^%^%. Granted,
she may not have communicated clearly, but you would think
if you were a Best Buy associate, you should be able to read
numbers on a piece of paper !!!!!
I'm relaying all this because of the story I read on yahoo
news, talking about the financial woes that Best Buy is
having at the moment. Recently, they were going to or have
closed about 500 plus stores. I find it interesting that
the Best Buy ceo said the main financial problems they are
facing is "show rooming." That is, according to him, people
come in to see the product they want, and then go home & log on to
places like amazon and other online dealers and buy it there.
Cheaper that way. Personally, based on my own
experiences, I would have
to disagree with the man's thoughts and ideas.
I admit that in past years I have done a ton of business with
them and always been happy. But based on recent experience,
I cannot say that I would be sad to see them go.
TRUST ME...s' truth!!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bribery will get you everywhere
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tommorow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a372.html
too much beer
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at the senior citizen center
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last wish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a375.html
a father son team
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teachers pet
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gays in the military
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jolly plumming
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not my fault
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a380.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
On the Road Again TV show
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Joan Rivers On David Letterman Late Night Show Part 1
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3059.html
Bangladesh train roof riding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3060.html
G-String Fish Salesman Gag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3061.html
15 Tiger Woods - Late Night Jokes in 5 minutes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3062.html
Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
Old students never die, they just get degraded.
Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....
Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...
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Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They never get the house
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery... When she was
completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. '
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient ' s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '
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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a
two-week vacation to celebrate
their 50th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system,
the Captain announces, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some very bad
news... Our engines have ceased
functioning and we will attempt an emergency
landing. Luckily, I see an
uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live
on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later, Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our VISA
and MasterCard bills yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our
American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the estimated tax check
to the IRS this quarter?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
"Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
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It's not my fault I'm late; I was detained by the Airport TSA agent.
She steered me into the full-body scanner and yelled out,
"If you've got anything hard in your pants,
take it out and hold it in your hand!"
She could have been more specific!
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FUN PAGES
To Be Non-Judgmental Is
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Did You Say Something?
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Happy Wheels Hacked
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Enter The Bright Light
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Sift Heads 5 Hacked
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Reality Show Idea Generator
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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