THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This issue has certainly been a challenge
to do. I am currently in the hospital putting
the silly thing together using my laptop and wifi,
which is no easy task. Usually the war department
won't let me near a computer when I go in hosp.
But I came in this morning when she was not around
and snuck it so she does not know I have it:)
Meanwhile, it Seems I have developed a good case of pneumonia.
I will likely be here for a couple days anyway.
So, I shall continue the follies as long as health
allows, or she takes my puter away:)
I hope every thing works ok for the links,
I'm not in the best of it right now, so don't
be surprised if u find a goof or 2:)
Enjoy! such as it is!
Its always a pleasure to bring a smile to your lips
We dope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
texting while driving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a231.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a231.html
how to make facebook pay u money
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a232.html
fired
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a233.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a232.html
fired
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a233.html
he is a little confused
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a234.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a234.html
not what I meant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a235.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a235.html
trust is an issue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a236.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a236.html
we know what she is thinking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a237.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a237.html
one late night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a238.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a238.html
a man of unique style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a239.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a239.html
this generation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a240.html
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a240.html
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(Sorry no movies today)
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Circumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked
her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,
and Hot".
She smiled happily and said ...
"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and
the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving
his testicles.
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her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,
and Hot".
She smiled happily and said ...
"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and
the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving
his testicles.
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There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola,
whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways. In the same year
Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.
Faithfully they attended parochial School from kindergarten through their
senior year in high school. They took their vows to enter the priesthood
early in college, and upon graduation, became priests.
Their careers had come to amaze the world, but it was generally acknowledged
that Antonio Secola was just a wee cut above Timothy Murphy in all respects.
Their rise through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop and finally Cardinal
was swift to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that when the present
Pope died, it would be one of the two who would become the next Pope.
In time, the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work.
In less time than anyone had expected, white smoke rose from the chimney
and the world waited to see whom they had chosen.
The world, Catholic, Protestant and secular, was surprised to
learn that Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope!
Antonio Secola was beyond surprise. He was devastated, because even
with all of Timothy's gifts, Antonio knew he was just a bit better qualified.
With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio Secola asked for a private session
with them in which he candidly asked, "Why Timothy?"
After a long silence, an old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered man
and rose to reply. "We knew you were the better of the two, but we just
could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church being called POPE SE-COLA!
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whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways. In the same year
Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.
Faithfully they attended parochial School from kindergarten through their
senior year in high school. They took their vows to enter the priesthood
early in college, and upon graduation, became priests.
Their careers had come to amaze the world, but it was generally acknowledged
that Antonio Secola was just a wee cut above Timothy Murphy in all respects.
Their rise through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop and finally Cardinal
was swift to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that when the present
Pope died, it would be one of the two who would become the next Pope.
In time, the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work.
In less time than anyone had expected, white smoke rose from the chimney
and the world waited to see whom they had chosen.
The world, Catholic, Protestant and secular, was surprised to
learn that Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope!
Antonio Secola was beyond surprise. He was devastated, because even
with all of Timothy's gifts, Antonio knew he was just a bit better qualified.
With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio Secola asked for a private session
with them in which he candidly asked, "Why Timothy?"
After a long silence, an old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered man
and rose to reply. "We knew you were the better of the two, but we just
could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church being called POPE SE-COLA!
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FUN PAGES
Miss Emo Girl of the World
http://tinyurl.com/a694w28
http://tinyurl.com/a694w28
Fun Just Being Free
http://tinyurl.com/a694w28
http://tinyurl.com/a694w28
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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