THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
Marriage: finding that one special person you
can annoy the rest of your life.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know The bad thing about starting a project
around the house? The war department just does not
know when to stop! You married fellers will know what
I am talking about. Well, I thought that with the
painting done in the kitchen, life would start to
return to normal here on the home front, Wrong!!!
The war department has decreed that there is much
more that needs to be done:( She has decided that
we are now going to paint the downstairs bathroom
and my own office!!! Yah, the one where your pages
of the Corner are published:( Sighs very loudly.
There is no rest for the wicked.
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
some good news for all of you who need blood transfusions,
although this may be of some interest to all of you.
The American Medical Association researchers
have made a remarkable discovery.
It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions
may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMNICS
I suffer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a381.html
ignore him
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a382.html
women's magazines
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a383.html
older men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a384.html
is that you dear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a385.html
that is the question
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a386.html
did you know that Noah died before the ark
set sail?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a387.html
the farmer in the dell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a388.html
what happens today
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a389.html
mom hears alarming words!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a390.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Embarassing Mrs. Brown -
Mrs. Brown's Boys Episode 3, preview - BBC One
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3063.html
FUNNY VIDEOS ACCIDENTS compilation 2 of 3 Video Serie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3064.html
Capitol Steps - "Take Ten Pills and You're Fine"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3065.html
A teenager is
... a person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
... a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
... a youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
... Some one who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
... a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
... a student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.
.... a connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.
... an enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
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Q: What's the difference between a man and a condom?
A: Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive
Q: What do you call a man with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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WHY SLEEP IS BETTER THAN SE
10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.
8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.
7. You don't have to pay for sleep.
6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.
4. You can sleep in church.
3. .Your teddy bear never complains.
2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.
1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 .states!
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One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind
the bus driver. He starts saying things like: 'If my
mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a
little rooster'. The bus driver said "shut up"!
Still the boy went on, 'if my mom was a female elephant
and my dad was a male elephant, I would be a little male elephant'.
The bus driver said "shut up"!
Still the boy went on 'if my mom was a female dog
and my dad was a male dog, I would be a little male dog'.
The bus driver got so mad, and asked: "If your mom
was a prostitute, and your dad was a faggot, what would you be?"
The boy answered: "A bus driver"!
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FUN PAGES
Military Dogs
http://tinyurl.com/b6ms5ns
Accept Now To Be Free
http://tinyurl.com/chpsvlh
Dog On My Back
http://tinyurl.com/d5oubzz
My Sleep Rich Comforter
http://tinyurl.com/cy4og5p
Yummy Toes
http://tinyurl.com/cfpd44e
THATS ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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