[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

If you are not willing to learn, noone can help you.
If you are determined to learn, none can stop you.

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy todeay's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

pay toilets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a141.html

alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a142.html

I told you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a143.html

ebay
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a144.html

facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a145.html

appeal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a146.html

Obama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a147.html

curiosity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a148.html

naptime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a149.html

a woman's look
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a150.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

a finger on it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2972.html

undress fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2973.html

Wisconsin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2974.html

monkeys helping hands
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2975.html
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Insults:

too bad stupidity is not painful

you are obviously suffering from I.D.D.
Intelligence deficit disorder

when your intelligence level gets up to 28, sell

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but its working

Your face, my butt. see the resemblance?
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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
 
I would have given him 100% My Kind Of Guy
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
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1961: Long hair
2011: Longing for hair

1961: Moving to California because it's cool
2011: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1961: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2011: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1961: Hoping for a BMW
2011: Hoping for a BM

1961: Rolling Stones
2011: Kidney Stones

1961: Passing the drivers' test
2011: Passing the vision test

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FUN PAGES

Snowflakes
http://tinyurl.com/c6y7r6x

Women Are Not For Decoration
http://tinyurl.com/c8xn57g

Seattle's New QB
http://tinyurl.com/cu7t57y

Awesome Drinking Game
http://tinyurl.com/c2qv9rs

Holy Smokes
http://tinyurl.com/bymndgl
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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