THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor
The bird of paradise alights only upon
the hand that does not grasp.
John Berry
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
There is a rather sensational trial going on here
in my home state. It seems that an elderly 75 year old granny
had been care giver for her grandson, a 17 year old thug/criminal.
The fellow seems to have hit the old lady a couple times
after she refused to give him money for drugs. Then she got her
9 mil out. Shot the kid a total of 10 times. Not once, not
twice. TEN times. Currently the grandma's defense lawyer
is arguing ...guess what? yep. you guessed it, self defense!
How do u shoot somebody 10 times and be ahem, defending your
self? The irony of it? Michigan does not have the death penalty.
Shall we sentance her to life in prison?
Just one more story my friends, to show that we live in a whacky
screwed up world. But there is logic for me pointing this out to
you. See, its a world where you need some good home grown
postman humor! Only way to survive in it!
Enjoy the jokes!
PS. The positive thing about it? Joe Biden is right.
It is not necessary to have high capacity magazines or
clips. 10 rounds will kill you just as good as 30.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
carrots
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a291.html
bad economy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a292.html
a new pope
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a293.html
Carl the drama queen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a294.html
a flying fuck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a295.html
stroke patients
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a296.html
emergency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a297.html
the snooze button
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a298.html
hang on
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a299.html
a blue whale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a300.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the cat has a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3026.html
smarty pants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3027.html
finger stuck in the bottle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3028.html
on the fast track with a new man toy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3029.html
A wealthy old farmer was having a family reunion with his large family.
As they all sat down to the table for a Sunday dinner, the old man
looked around at his six big strapping sons and said,
"I don't see any grandchildren around this table of mine."
After letting that sink in, he said, "I want you all to
know that I will give $100,000 to the first one of you who
presents me with a grandchild. We will now say grace."
When he raised his eyes again, he and his wife were the
only ones at the table.
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Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through
the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to
pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!
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At the Pub The owner of the pub went up to the bartender and asked,
"Have you been fooling around with the waitress?"
"Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.
The owner replied, "Good, then YOU fire her."
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of 9 mm ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous
blond was filling up her car at the next pump.She looked at the ammo
in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be
interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"
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The map her friend had drawn indicated that the client she was to see,
lived in the third farm past Wyinda road. Try as she might, she could
not find a Wyinda Road anywhere! Exasperated, she finally stopped to ask directions.
"I ain't never heard of no Wyinda Road." said the farmer. "But ya might try
askin' old man McGillicuddy, he's lived 'round here for better 'n 70 years."
"Thanks," she replied. "Where can I find him?"
"He lives on the second farm past the Y in da road."
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FUN PAGES
14 Year Old Almost Wins X-Games
http://tinyurl.com/bye4kcd
Psst...
http://tinyurl.com/a7sq5t2
Women Logic
http://tinyurl.com/cynzdhj
Gem In Eye Twins
http://tinyurl.com/cfhjyof
People Who Are Lost
http://tinyurl.com/bwbwxrm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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