THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
Death is nothing, but to live defeated
and inglorious is to die daily.
Napoleon Bonaparte
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The home of the postman clan is in total
disarray . The kitchen remodling project
however, progresses: albeit slowly. The paint
crew was over today and got it half painted.
And the carpenter came in and finished adding
a few pieces of trim and molding here and there
to finish up the cupboards nice and neat. It is
beginning to look like a reasonably decent kitchen,
finally. The diet, however, was not exactly wonderful
for today's cuisine. With most of the kitchen stuff
piled up in the living room, cooking was a bit of a
challenge. I survived with a good old whopper and onion
rings from Burger King for lunch, and spent a good deal
of the day reading my detective novel and sipping their coffee.
(maybe not my first choice for a burger,
but the half price coupon made it worth while). I needed to
get away from the paint fumes anyway. Its been a long time
since dining in that fine establishment. While a half price coupon seemed
like a good choice at the time, my desire for their food has been
alleviated for a good long time once again. Supper tonight was
brocolli cheese soup that the war department brought home
for me from the hospital cafeteria where she works. It might
have been pretty good soup, but I have had more than enough
hospital food. Trust me...s' trut
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I got to go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a361.html
slap this person
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a362.html
girls night out?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a364.html
thongies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a365.html
the election
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a366.html
an epidemic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a367.html
a pampered cow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a368.html
super heroes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a369.html
the inside scoop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a370.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIE
Superman and Spider-Man are NOT friends - Theme Songs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3054.html
Happy Tree Friends TV ... : Happy Tree Friends - One Foot in the Grave
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3055.html
History of The Flintstones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3056.html
Betty Boop 1933 Cab Calloway "The Old Man Of the Mountain"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3057.html
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy
says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this
little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.
The bartender asks "He can drink?"
"Oh, sure. He can drink."
So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy
drinks it all up. "That's amazing" says the bartender.
"What else can he do, can he walk?"
The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey,
Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and
picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.
The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else
can he do? Does he talk?"
The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time we
were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"
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One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side
was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you
to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
So the young man thought that he'd give it a go, and went inside.
Behind a small table inside was an old man, who looked up when the young man
entered and says, "Ah, you must be here for the mind reading lessons."
"Er, yes," the young man said.
"Well, follow me, and I'll give you your first lesson."
Then the old man goes out the back of the tent and comes
back with a hose. "Here, hold this hose," he said.
"Why?" said the young man.
"It's part of the lesson," replies the old man, "Now, look in the end
and tell me what you see."
So the young man looks into the end of the hose, and only
sees darkness. "I don't see anything," he tells the old man.
Just then the old man turns on a tap, and the hose shoots
water into the young man's face.
"I just knew you'd do something like that." the young man shouts at
the old man.
"There. You are now a mind reader!" the old man replies, "That'll be
50 dollars."
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I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for
vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver
is $300," said a cheery salesperson.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake--$99.00, but there is a
stopover.""Where?" "In Denver."
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FUN PAGES
My Favorite Toy
http://tinyurl.com/cjdog3x
Wal-Mart Sign Fail
http://tinyurl.com/cjfve9j
Ladies' Night
http://tinyurl.com/czq9oge
Ride My Bicycle Fast
http://tinyurl.com/d3h63dw
Reasons I Update Software
http://tinyurl.com/cww89j7
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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