THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
Eric Hoffer
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Apparently the ground hog on Ground Hog's day was wrong.
Old man winter hit beautiful West Michigan with a surprising
vengeance for being this late in the year yesterday. It is a
good thing that it was as warm as it was, because the large
amount of fluffiness falling the last couple of days could have
been disasterous if it had fallen in January or February.
Fortunately this will be gone quickly as warm weather approaches.
So what is with that ground hog thing? Can't trust its reliability?
Well, you know what they say, only thing you can trust for sure
these days is a good round of humor brightening your mail box
from the postman every day!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
skipping breakfast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a311.html
my love is like a candle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a312.html
deal with it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a313.html
our first date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a314.html
emergency kit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a315.html
finding friends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a316.html
genetics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a317.html
halftime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a318.html
oh lord
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a319.html
no matter what your job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a320.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the company picnic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3034.html
excersize video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3035.html
in the hospital
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3036.html
snowboarding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3037.html
Dear Abbey:
Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband
wears boxers rather than briefs?
Yes, but you'll
have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife,
"I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't
been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I
don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers
when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She
waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him
why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.
The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the
truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years
I put a golf ball in the drawer.
The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it
said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad!
Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer.
The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
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Single women claim that all the good men are married,
while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and
don't know what they want.
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I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
When you see teeth marks.
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Nurse: Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to just
died walking out of the office.
Doctor: Well turn him around and make it look like he was on his
way in.
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FUN PAGES
When You Get Angry
http://tinyurl.com/cpgtlyv
Shaving For Drivers License
http://tinyurl.com/d42ac9l
70s, 80s, or 90s Child?
http://tinyurl.com/cfqng83
Beyonce and Michelle Obama
http://tinyurl.com/c39zwn6
Excellent Driver
http://tinyurl.com/c4jf4c5
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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