THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
If you left me without a reason,
don't come back with an excuse
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I apologize to all my Irish readers as I
forgot in the last issue to wish you all
a happy St. Patrick's day. Usually I like
to give at least some acknowledgement to it,
even tho it is not an official holiday here in
the states. Actually, I'm not sure it serves any
specific usefulness other than to provide an excuse
to drink green beer. And that, of course, is not
an activity I ever really enjoyed doing. If you did
so yesterday, here is hoping your head is not splitting
with an awful hangover. We shall serve up some jokes,
that will make it better:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Arthur in big trouble!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a281.html
back in the stone age
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a282.html
Vodka
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a283.html
the cat is thinking...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a284.html
common sense
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a285.html
how much work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a286.html
Carnival cruise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a287.html
the dog found em
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a288.html
attracted to you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a289.html
the mars rover
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a290.html
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Lets go to the movies
body work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3020.html
3 little pigs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3021.html
scared
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3022.html
a great source of pleasure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3025.html
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and
said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet.
Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be."
"Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring
above beautiful scenery!" "No problem," replied St. Peter, and
POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter
asked the other guy."I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.
After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter
sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says,
"One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one
is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"
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A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does
not know what size shoes to buy. "No problem," says the mathematician,
"there is a simple equation for that," and he shows him the Gaussian
normal distribution. The shoeseller stares some time at het equation
and asks, "What is that symbol?" "That is the Greek letter pi."
"What is pi?" "That is the ratio between the circumference and
the diameter of a circle." Upon this the shoeseller cries out:
"What does a circle have to do with shoes?!"
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It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as
marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have
a 50% chance of ending by divorce. While I was a graduate student,
among my peers there were twice as many divorces as marriages,
leading us to conclude that average marriages would end twice...
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During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the
world saw that Prince William
chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British "red coat."
Many people have asked, "Why did the British wear
red coats in battle?"
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
During one battle, the French captured a British Colonel.
They took him to their headquarters and the French
General began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked,
"Why do you British officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier
targets for us to shoot at?"In his casual, matter-of-fact,
way, the officer informed the General that the reason
British officers wear red coats is so that if they are
wounded, the blood won't show,
and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that's why, from that day forward,
all French Army officers wear brown trousers.
FUN PAGES
Saturday Night Fever
http://tinyurl.com/d8gue6g
In Soviet Russia
http://tinyurl.com/czjggk2
Doctor And His Dog
http://tinyurl.com/a4p2w6s
Rebirth Is A New Being
http://tinyurl.com/c7r95ml
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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