THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there
is a willingness to contemplate what is happening.
Marshall McLuhan
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
About 30 years ago, when I was a young man with ambition,
I built a yard shed out in the backyard. I did a
pretty good job of it, using wolmanized 2 by4s and 4x8 ft.
sheeting back then that would have been the equivalent
of t1 siding today. It stood all these years, unfortunately
the roof did not fare so well. I used normal lumber for
the roof, and there is a huge walnut tree, that hangs over
the shed. Naturally, the roof fell in about 5 years ago,
and finally, just recently,I got a zoning violation from the
city to fix it. Well, health and ambition not being what it
is today compared to back then, I hired a couple retired
firefighters who are in the building buz. now. They came in,
demolished the old, and went up with the new. Looks really
nice. AND, this time around, I had them install a corrugated
metal roof on it. NO walnuts gonna get this one! It may be a
little noisy when they land. But, the nice thing, its way at
the end of my lot, far enough away not to bother me, and right next
to the neighbors' house. The kids next door may not appreciate
the metal roof so much as me. (Its on the edge of my property,
but fairly close to their house.) There are ways an old
man has to get revenge for their loud late night summer parties.
Wonder what its like to wake up in the morning with a hangover
to the sound of falling walnuts on metal.?
he heh
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
be more positive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a191.html
soft hands
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a192.html
another 3 minutes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a193.html
graduating
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a194.html
the girls and the guys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a195.html
whatcha thinkin about
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a196.html
the children of Israel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a197.html
life sucks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a198.html
be a sport
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a199.html
winter flu
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a200.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Drunken People Compilation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2992.html
GoD And DoG by Wendy J Francisco
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2993.html
candid camera
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2994.html
too much weight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2995.html
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman
I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister,
and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning
and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer,
"No, ma'am, we haven't had any for quite some time now, and
it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any more."
Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the
customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true,
ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, I personally placed
an order for them just a couple of days ago."
Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never,
never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we
ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she asked if we had any?"
"Muggers in the parking lot."
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My
friend Bubba
was driving down a back
road in Eastern Kentucky
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer
"Lordy mercy!" he says to
himself, "Them's my three favorites."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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