THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A good name, like good will, is
got by many actions and lost by one.
Lord Jeffery
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
For those of us who are of a traditional Christian
background, today is "Palm Sunday". Meaning, it is
the day when Jesus triumphantly entered Jerusalem.
Matt.1:1-11. A day recognized for peace and good will,
we can only look on the world with the hope that
peace in deed will flourish.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
vegetarian violence
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a341.html
okay Ralph
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a342.html
send in the Mrs. right away
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a343.html
it wasn't the farmer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a344.html
engage the transmission
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a345.html
vibrators
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signs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a347.html
adulthood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a348.html
pee in the garden
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a349.html
Facebook leave me alone
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
speeding
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plastic surgery
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nice and cool at the bar
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engine additive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3049.html
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Did you hear about the little Jewish boy who was born with no eye
lids? The doctor told his mother it was a minor surgical procedure to
fix and not to worry. He told her that when he did the circumcision
he would use the extra skin to sew on to make eye lids for her son.
She declined the offer fearing that her son would be cockeyed!
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A man riding out in the bush fell from his horse and
broke his leg. He was a long way out, so the situation
looked pretty grim. Then the horse grabbed the man's belt in
his teeth and dragged him to the shade of a nearby tree. He made
the man as comfortable as he could and then galloped off to get help.
The man discussed the incident a few weeks later with a friend.
The friend was very, very, impressed and praised the horse's intelligence.
"He's not so smart," said the animal's owner. "He came back with a vet."
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After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the
man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently,
in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired.
Married, two sons, both Surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a
tight lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired.
Married, two sons, both Judges."
After some thought, the older fellow in the center seat decides
to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims,
"Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired.
Never married, two sons, both Admirals."
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
"Are there any 'gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling much safer, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber stated, in a matter-of-fact way.
"The sharks came an' got 'em."
FUN PAGES
Psst...
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What Happens In A Black Hole
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Sunday Bounce House Fun
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Road Trip Dog
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Fake Chinese iPhone
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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