Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

One day, Benny the psychiatrist was coming home
from work on the underground when he saw an elderly
gentleman talking to himself and then laughing aloud.
Every so often, the man would put up his hand, stop
talking then start all over again.
Benny had to find out more.
"Excuse me, I hope you don't mind me asking, but
is there anything I can do to help? "
"Thank you, but no. To keep me awake, I
tell myself jokes when I'm traveling."
"But why do you keep raising your hand? " asked Benny.
"Oh, that's to stop me telling a joke I've heard before. "
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Returning from a shopping trip with my five-year-old son,
I kept him occupied on the drive home by letting him count
the money in my wallet. He had no trouble adding up my five,
tens and twenties. But then he got to my credit card and his
counting came to a halt. Puzzled, he thought for a moment,
then said, "Infinity."
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The 21st century: where no one watches tv shows at their regular time,
and nobody uses a tv to do so anymore either.
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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his paycheck)
partying with the boys and the ladies.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a
barrage of epithets from his wife.
After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked,
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
"That would suit me just fine!!" the man said.
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by with the same result.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little,
just out of the corner of his left eye.
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Way Too Cute
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Your Brain On Cannabis
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We Love Socks
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She Has Two Faces
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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