Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach under a palm tree.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The brunnette said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "NO," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The redhead said," Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The blond came to him and said, "Have you ever been Screwed?"
The fellow said, "No." She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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The nicest thing about the future is . .. that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important. . .because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Scratch a cat . . . and you will have a permanent job.
No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. - like, it could be the right number.
No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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