Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

It's not my fault I got detained by the Airport TSA agent
when she steered me into the full-body scanner and yelled
out, "If you've got anything in your pants you will have
to take it out and hold it in your hand!" She could have
been more specific!
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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't
even get into my own pants
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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing
an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was
engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here
where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season
ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.
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An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor`s advice and after thirty days,
she was pleased to find that she`d indeed lost twenty pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which
produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation,
however, she asked one last question, "How do I get home,
since I am now 300 miles away?"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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