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The Postman's Corner

 

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because
it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon

 

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just a quick up date. My thanks to all who have
asked regarding the health of the war department.
You might remember that she has had some issues with
her arm and wrist and some significant swelling. She went
down the other night and had an ultrasound. That ruled
out the possibility of a blood clot, which was the doc's
number one concern. While they don't exactly know what
caused the swelling, they gave her some meds which do
seem to be working. The swelling is starting to go down,
along with the discomfort she has been having.
I thank you all for your concerns!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

giving thanks
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aim to please
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like Obama
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dead meat
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higly motivated
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welcome to facebook
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excuse me
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Sshhh !!!
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something sexy
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spiderman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Should You Use The SNOOZE Button?
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Surprise Lion Attack!
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10 Very Funny Commercials
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The day I started my construction job, I was in
the office filling out an employee form when I
came to the section that asked: Single____,
Married____, Divorced____. I marked Single.

Glancing at the man next to me, who was also
filling out his form, I noticed he hadn't marked
any of the blanks.
Instead he had written, 'Yes, in that order.'
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A man bought a donkey from a preacher.
The preacher told the man that
this donkey had been trained in a very unique way
(being the donkey of a preacher).
The only way to make the donkey go
was to say, "Hallelujah!"
The only way to make the donkey stop was to say, "Amen!"
The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the
animal to try out the preacher's instructions.
"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!"
shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.
"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very
proud of his new purchase.
The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed
towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey
stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.
"Oh, no..."
"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!" shouted the man. The donkey just
began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge
of the cliff.
Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer: "Please, dear Lord.
Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this
mountain. In Jesus' name, AMEN."
The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the
cliff. "HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.
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The elderly husband and wife, both a little
hard of hearing, were watching golf on TV.
The husband turned to his wife of some 50
years and said, "In my next life, I'm going to
be rich and play all those beautiful golf courses
with their great bars and dining and dancing
areas."
The wife quickly responded, "How will you be
able to manage all that with your bad legs?
You can barely walk!"
"I said, '..in my next life...,'" the husband replied.
"Oh," she said. "I thought you said, '..with my
next wife!'"
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FUN PAGES

To Be Non-Judgmental Is
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Failed Product
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Girl Secret Sex Code
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Way Too Cute
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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