THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor
A little government and a little luck are necessary
in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
P. J. O'Rourke
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I wanted to thank all of you who wrote in
regarding my request for ideas of hobbies.
Many had some great ideas. I will probably
pursue such activities at a little later time.
Considering the remodling and painting going on
in the house at this time, its probably best to
wait. I do have some specific ideas. I have always
wanted to build an ho scale model railroad, and
I plan to do that. I also have my old leather craft
tools and such. I used to do a lot of leather work
back in the day. I think I'll drag that stuff out.
And I always enjoyed building model plastic cars,
so I'm thinking I'll buy a Peterbuilt semi with
a trailer kit. Always wanted to do one of those.
For now, however, my son showed me how to hook up
with a really neat game site called Bluestacks. So,
lately, I am keeping myself busy. Found a good simily
for pacman, and one of my all time favs, Galaga.
I have also been playing a lot of cribbage and chess.
Its a good way to keep busy for now. And of course,
with all the folks in and out to work on the house,
that always provides some watching entertainment value.
Well, it does not take much to be better than day
time television:) Anyways, if you are into games,
look up Bluestacks. its a good spot to hang out!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a message
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what a wuss
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got my pills mixed up
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whats a bag of chips worth
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dog tricks
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doughnut seeds
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kids
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ok ok ok
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Susie Smith lives here
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a399.html
waiting at the train station
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a400.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Green Side of the Grass
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Science Prank Kills Pigeons!
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Carol Burnett Show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3068.html
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One
notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down
to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and
says, "Hmm, dis person look familiar." The second Cajun
says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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The jovial doctor had finished giving his female
patient a quick physical."Well," he said cheerfully, "your heart,
your pulse, your lungs and blood pressure are all fine.
Now, let's have a look at that cute little pink thing that
gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
At that, the young woman started to unzip her skirt.
"No! Wait" the doctor said quickly.
"Keep your clothes on, it's your tongue I want to see."
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Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says
to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money
running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two
pool their money and buy everything they'll need -
a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to
assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
The first guy jumps to test the equipment. He bounces
at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the
second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he
falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second
guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back
up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got
a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time
and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what
the heck is a 'pinata'?"
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The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and said,
'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN
and the Cartoon Network!'
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Spoiled Kids
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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