THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice
to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
W. Somerset Maugham
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, last night was interesting, to say the least.
Took the war department down to the emergency room.
Usually, its her taking me. Seems her hand swelled all
up the last couple days. We went to the walk in clinic
first. They said we had to rule out a blood clot and sent
us down for an ultrasound. Well, turns out that its not
a clot. which is good. But we still do not know what it is
yet. So, if you've a mind to, say a prayer for the war
department. After all, I need her.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a wild and crazy night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a301.html
you don't look any smarter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a302.html
what did they expect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a303.html
you're getting older
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a304.html
turn it down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a305.html
see a spider
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a306.html
taco bell
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a307.html
what we want
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a308.html
sex is like math
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a309.html
its stuck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a310.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
one of my all time favorites
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3030.html
Spanish police, taking care of business
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3031.html
thief humor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3032.html
ping pong
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3033.html
The tourist had lost his way on a back road and
stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for
the night. 'Well, we're a mite crowded, siknce there's
already someone in the spare room,' replied the farmer.
'But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the
bed with a red haired schoolteacher.'
'Look,' said the tourist, 'I want you to know I'm a gentleman.'
'Well,' mused the farmer, 'as far as I can tell,
so is the red haired schoolteacher.'
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Late one Friday night, a policeman spotted a man driving
very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They
pulled the man over and asked him if he had been
drinking that evening."Aye, so I have. It's Friday, you
know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had
six or seven pints. And then there was something called
"Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which
are quite good. I had four or five of those. Then I had
to drive me friend Mike home and of course I had to go in
for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then
I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later..."
Then, the man fumbled around in his coat until he located
his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need
you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!"
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Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of
the men's retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in
the air and saucily announces, "Anyone who can guess what's
in my hand, can have sex with me tonight!"
A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and replies, "Close enough!"
FUN PAGES
Birthday Hat
http://tinyurl.com/d926k4h
Bacon Fashion
http://tinyurl.com/bmhw36c
PC vs Mac
http://tinyurl.com/c622ehz
Bad Fortune Cookies
http://tinyurl.com/d7mj6zz
Holy Smokes
http://tinyurl.com/bymndgl
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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