THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because
it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, how was your Easter? We celebrated in typical
fashion as do most Americans, I suppose, with sunrise
church service. And of course, they served what they
called a "light breakfast" ya right. The sausage, eggs,
sweet rolls and hash browns and everything else was sooo
good, it was enough to fill me up for the whole day!
But of course, the war department cooked a absolutely huge
Easter dinner. Loaded with carbs. Ajd it was son's bday.
Cake and ice cream. Needless to say, I overdosed on sugar
and spent the rest of the day snoozing in a sugar induced
diabetic hazy fog. Up till yesterday, I've been paying
close attention to my sugar and what I eat, but yesterday
did no favors to my diabetic issues. But hey, sometimes you
got to give in and pig out eh? Well any ways, I hope you all
have a great week!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
parenting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a421.html
my job
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a422.html
job interviews
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a423.html
this day was coming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a424.html
still got pregnant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a425.html
an only child
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a426.html
things to say
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a427.html
trains
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a428.html
Charlie Brown
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a429.html
Bart Simpson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a430.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Arrow head beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3077.html
Michael
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3078.html
wrestling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3079.html
Not just a man's best friend!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3080.html
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside
any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has
been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street,
everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently
to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.
She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until
all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well,
enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music,
even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so
drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter.
Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."
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Dictionary for women
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when
you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes
when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed
the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions,
marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
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FUN PAGES
Angry Kid Choir Boys
http://tinyurl.com/cmx2zkd
Euro Cash In Paris
http://tinyurl.com/d8h3743
Broken Leg
http://tinyurl.com/cxsbb5k
Sunrise Bounce House Fun
http://tinyurl.com/c6br57j
Dog Cleaning The Toilet
http://tinyurl.com/ayqt9gg
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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