THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that rules his spirit
is greater than he that takes a city.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A recent study was conducted on the subject of auto mobile insurance.
Researchers investigated several major underwriters including Geicko,
State Farm, All State, and others. The study showed that
men always pay higher premiums for insurance coverage.
As a result, the ACLU filed a class action law suit against the
major providers, claiming that men were the subject of
sex discrimination. The case went all the way up to the
Supreme court. It was dismissed, however, because
men were found to have more accidents than women while driving,but
not because pf gender.
It is due to the fact that women do not get blow jobs while driving.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
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An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe' with a
full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and
turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the emu.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order
'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says,
'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' The emu says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a
salad,' says the man... 'Same,' says the emu.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, mate,
how do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'
'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back
shed, and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there,' says the man. The waitress asks,
'What's with the bloody emu?'
The truckie sighs, pauses, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.'
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Rules for Good Housekeeping
1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.
3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.
4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.
5. You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
6. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger.
7. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
9. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.
10. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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