THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
10 percent of life is what happens to us 90
percent in life is how we handle it.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the pilgrims and the indians
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a111.html
leave home
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a112.html
long time no see
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a113.html
butt lift
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a114.html
call you back
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a115.html
the doc
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a116.html
divorce court
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a117.html
for land sakes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a118.html
flowers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a119.html
Prince Charming in the 21st century
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a119.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
No Pants Subway Ride 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2960.html
Cat vs. Alligator
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2961.html
911 caller has cheeseburger emergency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2962.html
The CRAZIEST EVER Animal Clips
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2963.html
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just
couldn't believe anyone slept with you twice. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in
our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them.."
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FUN PAGES
Get Back, We Will Attack
http://tinyurl.com/aeaz5qo
7 Deadly Sins Game
http://tinyurl.com/asp5r3p
TV Sitcom Quiz
http://tinyurl.com/bbz47qe
Flash Back to the 80s
http://tinyurl.com/aly8csb
NYC Mafiosi
http://tinyurl.com/ba3juxz
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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