THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -
and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, what do you think? with all the bru ha ha
on the Korean penninsula, do you think we will go to
war? The news tells us things are "heating up again."
What they are not saying tho, this seems to be a continuance
of a yearly thing. Each year when the US and NATO do their
yearly military excersize, the North throws their little
tantrum .. last year, they tossed a couple grenades at a
So. Korean fishing village. This year, I read a couple days
ago that the US sent a couple of stealth bombers over there.
I am glad to see that, a couple of B-2s are a lot more
diplomatically effective than more worthless sanctions
against the little tyrant of the North. I am glad to see
our President showing a little spunk against this creep.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
falling fuel prices
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a401.html
how observant are you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a402.html
a distressing moment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a403.html
what happened to the hampster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a404.html
making the computer and internet simple
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a405.html
facebook meets reality
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a406.html
alert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a407.html
a romantic marriage proposal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a408.html
some days
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a409.html
well well well...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a410.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
AMAZING TRUCK DRIVERS ( DANGEROUS ROADS )
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3069.html
The Ultimate Golf FAIL Compilation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3070.html
Funny Construction work - Funny.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3071.html
Best Epic Girls Fail : Compilation 2013
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3072.html
Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her
friend, "According to a survey we just completed,
ninety percent of all people have sex in the shower.
The other ten percent of them sing."
"Really?" asked the friend.
The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask,
"And do you know what song they sing?"
The friend nodded her head and replied, "No."
The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."
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This is a story of self control and marksmanship by a
brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
What is the smallest caliber gun you trust to protect yourself?
The Beretta Jetfire
Here is her story:
While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my husband, we
were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere.
She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.
"If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I
would not be here today! Just one shot to my husbands knee cap
was all it took. The bear got him easily, and I was able to
escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It's one of the best pistols in my collection…"
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A little American Indian boy asked
his father, the big chief of the tribe,
"Father, why is it that we always have long names,
while the white men have
short names like Bill , Tex or Sam?"
His father replied, "My son, our names represent
a symbol, a sign, or a poem in our culture;
not like the white men who live all together and
merely repeat their names from
generation to generation.
For example, your sister's name is
Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake
because on the night she was born, there was
a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.
Then there's your brother,
White Horse of the Prairies, because he was
born on a day that the big white horse who
gallops over the prairies appeared near our camp
and is a symbol of our capacity to live
and the life force of our people.
It'sreally very simple and easy to understand.
Do you have any other questions for me,
Little Broken Condom Made In China?"
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A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row
boat rowing towards California..
The Captain gets on the loud- hailer and shouts,
"Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,
"We are invading the United States of America! to reclaim
the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's." The
entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter.
When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he
gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're
the last four. The rest are already there!"
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FUN PAGES
No Connection Or Connected
http://tinyurl.com/btjomjr
Jump
http://tinyurl.com/b6ovlwu
People Who Are Lost
http://tinyurl.com/bwbwxrm
Sex The Sporting Event
http://tinyurl.com/d54yuzg
Seattle's New QB
http://tinyurl.com/cu7t57y
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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