[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner/ Easter edition

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

"Don't be alarmed," he said.
"You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified.
He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him
Mark 16:5-7

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

HAPPY EASTER YO YOU AND YOURS!
FROM:
THE POSTMAN
Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat,
and the postman clan!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

bunny noise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a411.html

colored eggs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a412.html

global warming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a413.html

a whore
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a414.html

on Sunday morning...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a415.html

Easter bunny massacre
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a416.html

bunny psychoanalysis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a417.html

cracked
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a418.html

a miraculous Easter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a419.html

easter eggs hatch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a420.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Yogi the Easter Bear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3073.html

happy tree friends EASTER
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3074.html

AFV Easter Bloopers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3075.html

Cute Easter Video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3076.html

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had an eggache!
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EASTER TRUISMS
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
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Why the easter bunny brings easter eggs

0. Big tax write-off.

9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?

2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

1. Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

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