THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
It has always been the prerogative of children and
half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes.
But the half-wit remains a half-wit,
and the emperor remains an emperor.
Neil Gaiman
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I get more
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real life
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I wish
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not tonight
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personality
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life
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hey Dan
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in a minute
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toupee store
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the exterminator
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Coca-Cola Happiness Machine London
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3 condoms please
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cellphone
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hungry kitty
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It's Over With Your Wife When...
- She puts your dinner on the floor in the Rover Dish.
- The postman is wearing your bathrobe.
- You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show.
- She starts every sentence with the words ... "To whom it may concern."
- Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident."
- The local mortician starts measuring you for a new suit.
- Her mother looks at you and starts laughing.
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Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy
showed up one day in a snappy new suit.
"Where'd you pick 'em up?"
Jim beamed, "My wife got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"
"I'll say. What was the occasion?"
"Got me," admitted Jim with a cheerful shrug.
"I came home from work early the other day and there
they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom."
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The brain is the most fascinating human organ in the
human body. It works 24hrs a day, 365 days a year,
or until you fall in love
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Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the
family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament:
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house,
50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.
"To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.
"To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
"And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted
that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."
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Tired of having to balance his wife Mary's checkbook,
Dave made a deal with her,
he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours
trying to get it into shape. Only then would he lend his expertise.
The following night, after spending hours poring
over the figures, Mary said, "There! I did it! I made it balance!"
Dave was impressed and came over to take a look.
"Let's see ... mortgage, seven hundred dollars;
Electricity, sixty-four dollars and twelve cents;
Telephone, thirty-eight dollars and seventy-three cents..."
His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says
here ESP, six hundred and forty-four dollars. What is that?"
"Oh," she said, "that means `Error Some Place'."
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FUN PAGES
Six Degrees of Music Game
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She Has Two Faces
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Psst...
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Elvis Dog
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Parables
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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