Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

I was sitting at the computer the other day &
called out to my wife, "When I die I'm going to
leave everything to you, Love!"
She shouted back, " You already do."
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A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see his doctor. The doctor
asked him all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they
been occurring, etc., when he interrupted him, "Hey look, I'm a vet and
I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions -- I can tell
what's wrong just by looking." He smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked him up and down, then quickly
wrote out a prescription, handed it to him and said, "There you are. Of
course, if this stuff doesn't work, we'll probably have to have you put
to sleep."
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A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found
it would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of
Galilee.
"Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha' been more than $20."
"That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have to take
into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself
walked."
"Well, at $50 an hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, "it's no wonder
he walked!"
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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