The Postman's Corner
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, I'm done with my old desk top. I finally
decided it is time to take it down and make room.
I can reasonably get along with my laptop now.
The war department says I need to get started on
some hobbies. She did NOT think that my suggestion
of going down to the mall every afternoon to watch
the girls shopping and etc to be a good choice. Darn
wimmin anyways:( Nor did she think the idea of me taking
up online gambling to be a valid one, either. So,
there are a couple craft activities and such that might
hold my interest, but I need the space, and thus I
converted my puter table to a craft table. Not sure exactly
what I will do yet. I Used to make stuff with leather years ago.
What do you think might be a good idea? I also thot of
drinking a few marguiritas, stripping naked, and then go
jogging. But that probably is not a good choice either since
I do not jog to well. seriously, back in the day, I used to make
basketweave belts and holsters and stuff for my cop buddies.
That was always fun. Anyhow, drop me a note if u got a good
idea of a hobby for me.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
forgive your enemies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a351.html
Joe's pool hall
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a352.html
its a boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a353.html
bread crumbs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a354.html
country music
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a356.html
give a man a gun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a357.html
doctor fixes a website
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a358.html
a relationship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a359.html
I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a360.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
optical illusion dance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3050.html
Life In The Year 2000
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3051.html
God Made a Dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3052.html
Things You Can't Un-See
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3053.html
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided
to stop by on her way home to speak with his parents.
When she rang the bell, Little Johnny opened the door.
The teacher said, "Hello, Johnny. I would like to talk to your mother or your father."
Little Johnny said, "Sorry, but they ain't here."
The teacher said, "Johnny, what is it with your grammar?"
"Beats me," said Little Johnny, "but Dad sure was mad that they had t'go bail her out again."
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Two deliverymen were taking a large refrigerator to a local priest's home.
With difficulty they had managed to get the fridge onto the porch,
but struggled for over 20 minutes to make the 90-degree turn through the narrow door.
The priest, seeing their difficulty, asked what they usually did when confronted with such a situation.
Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, one deliveryman replied,
"Well, Father, at this point we usually start cursing."
"Well, gentlemen," the priest replied,
"Allow me time to move out of earshot so you can continue your work."
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Obama walks into the Bank of America
Obama:
President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he
approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash
this check for me?"
Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any
need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of
AMERICA!"
Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring
of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the
Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama:
"Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow
them."
Obama:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check."
Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger
Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled
out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With
that sho we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis
racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that shot we cashed his check.
"So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you,
as the President of the United States?"
Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my
mind is a total blank... there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't
think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don't
have a clue".
Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?
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FUN PAGES
Playing In The Woods
http://tinyurl.com/d2yolxq
That Wasn't An Airplane
http://tinyurl.com/bsvbrbw
People Who Are Lost
http://tinyurl.com/bwbwxrm
Animator vs. Animation 2 Hacked
http://tinyurl.com/azp9soy
Dear Boyfriend
http://tinyurl.com/c3owkee
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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