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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Benjamin Franklin

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
In a special news conference yesterday,
Jimmy Buffett announced that he is expanding
his business operations into the digital
world. He has just completed
the purchas of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook.
He says he plans to merge all 3 together.
They will be known as YouTwitFace.  

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

missing persons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a101.html

the blue bird of paradise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a102.html

your bus is here
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a103.html

your buddies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a104.html

censorship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a105.html

I'm gonna explode
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a106.html

fingers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a107.html

the porridge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a108.html

a horny pool party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a109.html

the naughty corner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a110.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Israel ¡Seeing is Believing!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2955.html

Kangaroo and Dog caught kissing!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2956.html

Four funniest commercials
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2958.html

Amazing Street Dancer On America's Got Talent! (Homeless)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2959.html

JOKE OF THE YEAR:
Two women were sitting together quietly,
minding their own business.
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It was a hot and humid August afternoon, when I decided to visit my girl
friend, Susie. Blonde and beautiful and resourceful, Susie had decided
to repaint her kitchen herself instead of hiring a professional. I
thought she might appreciate a break and brought over some cold drinks
and some sandwiches. When I arrived, I found Susie working hard,
painting the kitchen walls. To my utter amazement, instead of wearing
old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and her ski parka. I asked her
why she was dressed that way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint
bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did. There was the
explanation for me in black and white. It said..."For best results, put
on two coats."
____________

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes--I guess he don't know
That three is more than two!
Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!
And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!
And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head--
Too proud of me to speak!
____________

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the
clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God", he said, "how long is a million years?" God answered, "In my
frame of reference, it's about a minute." The man asked, "God, how much
is a million dollars?" God answered, "To me, it's a penny." The man
then asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God answered, "In a minute."

FUN PAGES

Old Time Radio Shows
http://tinyurl.com/asuurqk

Magic of Her Makeup
http://tinyurl.com/cmmresu

Failed Product
http://tinyurl.com/azdyudm

Relax In Florida
http://tinyurl.com/boh9vyu

Make Your Own Twinkies
http://tinyurl.com/bqqbefk

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 



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