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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
My thanks to all who wrote in to express their concerns
about me from the other day. Not to worry it was no
big deal about being ill. I think I just had a bit too much
heat and was a little dehydrated. I am guzzling
water like it was uh, good tasting even! Seriously
folks, pay attention to your fluid in take. its
important!
TRUST ME S' truth!!!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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Fucking miserable…
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A young woman meets her old, retired, parish priest and when
he asks her how she is, she bursts out crying.
"What's the matter child?" he asks.
"Oh, Father," she says, "it's my boyfriend. He won't
marry me because I'm Roman Catholic."
"There, there child. Here's what you do. Explain to him the
faith of the Church, the traditions, the ceremonies and
the rites. That'll bring him around."
Tearfully, the young woman says she'll try it. About a year later,
they meet again, and again she bursts into tears when he asks how she is doing.
"Is it your boyfriend, child?" he asks. "Yes, Father."
"Did you explain about the Church as I suggested?"
"Yes, Father," she says, "but that was the problem. He was so
taken by it that he's now studying to be a priest."
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The mortician calls Mrs. Smith, and says, "Excuse me
Mrs. Smith, but I can't seem to close the lid to your
husband's coffin due to his enormous erection." To which she
replies, "Why don't you cut it off and stick it up his ass?
That's the only hole in town it hasn't been in."
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A tourist from Bulgaria visits the United States on his first overseas
trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration desk, he is visibly puzzled
filling out his visa application. The immigration officer looks over
the man's shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write "Twice a week"
into the small space labeled "SEX".
The officer explains "No, no, no… that isn't what we mean by
this question. We are asking `Male' or `Female'."
"Does it matter?" the tourist answers.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM"
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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