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and did you know that right now, the postmans store offers free shipping on all
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And did you know the postmans store carries almost all major brands of
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So, you did know you gotta buy cartridges toner and ink anyway, right?
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People might not get all they work for in this world,
but they must certainly work for all they get.
Frederick Douglass
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday,
a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now
uncertain which one is your husband's.
Frankly, the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's,
and the other one tested positive for AIDS.
We can't tell which one is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare are recommending you drop your husband
off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner.
The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began
to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs
of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's
brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's
brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the
owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize
how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"
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Once alone with the hooker, the scooter tramp puts 50 bucks on the bed
and drops his drawers.
The prostitute gasps when she sees the dude's massive member.
"I'm not putting that monster inside me," she whispers, "I'll suck it,
but that's it!"
"Forget it," the biker replies, taking back his money. "I can do that
myself."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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