Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I had 18 bottles of whisky in the cellar, and my wife told me to get
Rid of them or else!
She told me to open every bottle and empty the
Contents down the sink and so that is the unfortunate task I am now doing.
I drew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents
Down the sink, except for one glass which I drank.
Then likewise with
The second bottle, down the sink except for one glass, which I drank.
I withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky down
The sink, which I then drank, then pulled the cork from the fourth
Bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one
Sink out of it then threw the rest up the glass.
Then I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle,
corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour.
Now I have everything emptied, I sink.
I steadied the house with one hand and counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other.
It came to 79 or maybe 65.
Next time the house came by, I counted them again and finally had all the
Houses in one bottle, which I drank. I am not half as thunk as you
Might drink now, but I fool so feelish I don't know which is me, and
The drunker I stand here, the longer I get...
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From A Man's Point of View

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big
dick or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly..

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Lynda, a rich blonde,
buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night,
the car just won't move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck),
she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns
to Lynda and asks: "Maam, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, Lynda replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask
such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right
gears; I use D during the day and N at night."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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