THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A wise man buys his wife fine china,
so she won't trust him to wash it.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Girls are time and money: girls = time + money;
but, time is money: time = money;
which implies: girls = money + money;
which implies: girls = money^2;
but, money is the root of all evil: money = (all evil)^1/2;
which implies: money^2 = all evil;
therefore, all girls are evil: girls = all evil.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
scared
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he asked
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pardon me
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what do you mean
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I'm still full
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tree hugger
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bj kit
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father I have sinned
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tough choices
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new tattoo
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
1945 Kamikaze Hitting Carriers
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Epic Old Man - Picking Up Young Ladies
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Stuck Back Zipper Prank
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Little Girl Turns Into Boy Prank
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The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal
Commission for Political Correctness announced today that
the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as
'English Weather'
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the
UK population, it will now be referred to as:
'Muslim Weather'
( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )
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A man and his son were talking about sex. The son
asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.
The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" said the son.
"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.
His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!
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Q)What does Bin Ladin, and Gen. Custard have in common?
A)They both want to know where the Tomahawks came from.
Q) What does Afghanistan and Hirosima have in common?
A)Nothing Yet
Q)How do you play Taliban Bingo?
A)B-52, F-16, B-2.....
Q)What is the National bird of Afghanistan?
A)DUCK!
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A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's
dream. "I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."
The husband says, "What about one my size?"
His wife responds, "Didn't get a bid," and then laughs to herself.
The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about
his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really
tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."
His wife says, "What about ones like mine?"
The husband smiles and says, "That's where they held the auction."
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Q) What is the Defferance between a blonde and an ironing board?
A) An Ironing boards legs are harder to get open
Q) How do you confuse a blonde?
A)put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q)How does a blonde Confuse you?
A)she comes out and tells you she did it.
Two blondes are walking down the Street, one blonde says look
at that dog with< one eye. the other blonde puts her hand
over her eye and goes where.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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