THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Get all the fools on your side and
you can be elected to anything.
Frank Dane
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Be On the lookout ... Red 1951 Chevy ...
The United States Border Patrol is asking
everyone to keep on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy.
They suspect this car is being used to smuggle
illegal immigrants across the border from Mexico
and into points along the U.S. border.
If you see the vehicle pictured below and
have reason to believe that it is the suspect
vehicle, you are urged to contact your local
police department or the U.S. Border Patrol.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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comic valentine
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Victoria secret
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security escape
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at the shopping mall
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toothpaste
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nothing I can do
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Flash Mob Marriage Proposal - NYC - ORIGINAL
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Darth Vader & Luke Skywalker, father and son reunited
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Computer Controlled Orchestra
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Talking Parrot Flies Into Ceiling Fan!
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Bill and Doug went to the fair. They came across a small
crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look.
"What's going on?" Bill asked one of the crowd.
"We're watching to see if some idiot can ride that bucking
bronco machine," he said nodding towards a fearsome looking machine.
"Nobody has managed to stay on for the full three minutes yet.
And, there's a prize of $1000 for anybody who can."
"I can do that," Bill said confidently.
"You can't," said Doug. "You'll get yourself killed if you try and ride that thing."
"Watch this," said Bill and he climbed aboard the bronco machine.
The machine thrashed wildly, up and down, from side to side, around in
circles but still a grim-faced Bill clung to its back. After two minutes
the machine was bucking almost vertically and spinning until Bill was a blur.
But when the three minutes were up, Bill was still on the machine's back
acknowledging the cheers and cries from the small crowd. He dismounted,
collected his winnings and rejoined Doug.
"Where in hell did you learn to ride a bucking bronco like that?" Doug asked.
"Remember three months ago," Bill said, "when your wife had whooping cough...?"
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Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a
sentence." Teacher says "Jane, you go first" Dough,
D O U G H.. "Italians make pizza with dough.." Very good, Jane. now let's
hear from Mary. Dough, D O U G H.
"My brother makes things with play dough." Very good, Mary. Johnny then
raises his hand. Teacher says "Yes, Johnny, do you have something
constructive to add?"
"My mom says my dad is bloody hopeless in
bed, so she uses a dill dough!"
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Why doing nothing is better than sex.
1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing.
2. Nothing is free.
3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you.
4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended.
5. It's perfectly alright to look bored while you do nothing.
6. While you may get fired for doing nothing at work, you probably won't get sued for it.
7. Keep those hard-earned pounds -- do nothing!
8. No man would dream of forcing a woman to do nothing.
9. The less effort you make, the better doing nothing is.
10. Chances are, you won't feel the effects of doing nothing nine months from now.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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