THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Failure is unimportant.
It takes courage to make a fool of yourself
– Charlie Chaplin
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Did you hear?
American Lindsey Vonn has had to forfeit her
Gold Medal on Friday, June 15, 2012.
The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has
taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier
Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama.
Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn
because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
golly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s001.html
make a wish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s002.html
determination
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s003.html
paper into bowl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s004.html
breaking news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s005.html
if you want
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s006.html
what I like
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s007.html
good enuff
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s008.html
business with pleasure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s009.html
you will do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
MARK TWAIN PRIZE | Modern Man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1892.html
WBFF: Free Phone Frenzy - abuse of the federal Lifeline program
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1891.html
"I'm Pregnant" Prank Calls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1890.html
Energy Drink Funny Sexy Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1889.html
A woman phones her blonde neighbor and says, "Close your
curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde replies, "Well the joke's on all of you
because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar
They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
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A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes .... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist."
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The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:....
"Didn't feel a thing"
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America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats
to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle
of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon
FUN PAGES
Friends Body and Soul
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43066&s=n
Youda Fairy
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41816&s=n
The Personality Test
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37781&s=n
Thing Thing 4 Hacked
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42962&s=n
How to Fly the Nakamura
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42414&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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