THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events
from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!
The thought manifests as the word;
The word manifests as the deed;
The deed develops into habit;
And habit hardens into character;
So watch the thought and its ways with care,
And let it spring from love
Born out of concern for all beings…
As the shadow follows the body,
As we think, so we become.
Buddha
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the blind man
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Henry got caught
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its urgent
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new car
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damnit
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don't care
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don't worry
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at the bar
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handy man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q059.html
push this button
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funniest fart scene ever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1855.html
Sexy Dress Sucked By Perverted Street Cleaner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1854.html
Jimmy Carr - The Nasty Show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1853.html
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing,
so he approached his assistant.'Murphy, I am going fishing
tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.I want you
to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'.
'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
' So, Murphy, how was your day?'
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.'
'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir' says Murphy.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a
young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like bolt outta the blue,
she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and
her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!''
'Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes.'
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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm really
hungry and thirsty too." It was freakin' freezing in the house so
they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink.
After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with
the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.
They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times
two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine."
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay, two times two is four plus five
is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine."
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One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother.
After they get out they go to shower.
"Grandma" Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother's legs. "What's that?"
"Oh," her grandmother replies. "That's my beaver, dear."
The next day Little Suzy goes swimming with her mother, and they go showering
afterwards too. "Mommy, is that your beaver?" asks the girl.
"Er, yes it is, Suzy. Where did you learn that?" her mother answers.
"From Grandma. But I think hers is dead because its tongue was sticking out."
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My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market. I went
and looked around and couldn't find any.
So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These
vegetables are for my wife.
Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
"The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."
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FUN PAGES
Find Your Secret Admirer
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Liong: The Dragon Dance
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Bloons Tower Defense 3 Hacked
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Ben 10 Omnitrix Unleashed
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The Sanity Test
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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