THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Doing nothing is very hard to do ...
you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, are you getting tired of the presidential
campaign yet? Frankly, its annoying me. Not to
say that its not important. But what irritates
me is that they have nothing new to say about it.
Everyone knows the issues. Yet, millions are being
spent on those stupid polls. Apparently it is
big money determining who is gonna win even before
they have the election. You know the curious thing
about it? Who's gonna win, the publeecans, or the
dummycrats? My pappy had the right idea. He used to
say, "its not really gonna matter who wins, son.
Because when its all over, I still gotta pull on my
boots and go to work before the sunrise, and I still
gotta pay my taxes." I've come to the conclusion that
my old man was a pretty smart dude:)
He also used to say,
"Son, I was born with nothin,
and after all these years, I've
managed to keep most of it."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
Just wondered, you unemployed?
saw this and thought you might check it out...
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THE COMICS
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I have a question
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must you
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Banned in America
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News Anchor Fail Compilation
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How I Met Your Mother
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Funniest Redneck Stand-Up Comedian Ever Dustin Wood
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While teaching children about world religions, a teacher asked her
students to bring a symbol of their family's faith to class.
The next day, she asked each student to come forward and share the
symbol with the class.
The 1st child said, "I'm Muslim, and this is my prayer rug."
The 2nd child said, "I'm Jewish, and this is my family's menorah."
The 3rd child said, "I'm Roman Catholic, and this is my Mom's rosary."
The 4th child said, "I'm Greek Orthodox, and this is an icon of my
patron saint."
The 5th child said, "I'm Southern Baptist, and this is my casserole
dish."
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Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common ?
A. They're both filled with stiffs, but you come in one, and go in the other !
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob ?
A. The closer you get to discharge , the better you feel.
Q. What Do You Call A Woman With ESP And PMS ?
A. A Know-It-All Bitch !
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect
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A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
"Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often."
"How about three times a day?" the patient asked.
"That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?"
"Oh,... I already have a girlfriend," the patient replied.
"I mean a girl you can live with and have sex with?" asked the doctor.
The patient said, "I've got one just like that!"
So the doctor asked, "Then why do you masturbate three times a day?"
"Because,... she won't have sex during mealtimes!"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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