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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the
box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
Terry Pratchett
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new
health care package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, `Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the
end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ass holes in Washington .
NOW YOU KNOW WHY OBAMACARE CAME ABOUT
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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fishin
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a tough act
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a bell ringer
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a pimps fantasy
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wife died
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I wish
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late for work
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a bridge
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marriage penalty
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Trains
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Mr. Bean
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the pistol shrimp
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Did you ever wonder what the difference between a prost-
itute, a girlfriend, and a wife are? The prostitute says "That'll be $100."
The girlfriend says "Oh, baby! I love you, I love you, I love you!"
The wife says "Beige. Yeah. Beige. I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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Bill: "I met the foxiest lady today but she was tied up for the evening."
Doug: "That's too bad."
Bill: "She gave me her phone number though."
Doug: "It sounds to me like you've got it made."
Bill: "I'm not too sure. She has a 900 number!"
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Kitty: I suspect that my ex used to visit prostitutes before we met.
Becky: What makes you think so?
Kitty: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up and headed for the bedroom.
Becky: So?
Kitty: So I giggled and asked, "Should I struggle?" And he asked, "I don't know. Does that cost extra?"
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Q: What Is The Brown Stuff On A Queer's Dick?
A: Gay Poopon.
Q: Why is Prancer always wet?
A: Because he's a "rain"-deer!
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A city man goes on vacation in the autumn for a color tour of the
Midwest. Stopping one night at a small tavern for a meal and a beer,
he regales the waitress with tales of his adventures, his amazement --
not only about the beautiful colors, but about how many flocks of geese
he'd seen, flying south for the winter.
The grey-haired tavern owner comes over, and says,
Yup, those geese are amazing creatures."
"How do you mean?" asks the man.
"Well," the owner explains as he pulls out a chair. "That 'V'
formation they fly in is something they evolved over tens of thousands of
years, to allow them to go further distances when they migrate."
"Really?" asks the man.
"Yup," says the owner. "The strongest flyer would take the point, and the
other geese fall in formation in his airstream, to allow them to
relax a bit, and not have to work so hard."
"That's amazing," says the man.
"Yup," the owner goes on. "And when the point bird gets tired, it'd fall back,
and another, well-rested goose would take over the point."
"Wow," says the man. "I never knew that."
"And, did you notice," the owner asks, "that one leg of that 'V'
was always longer than the other?"
"Well, now that I think about it, yes I did," says the man. "Why is that?"
"Well," the owner grins, as he gets up. "It's got more geese in it."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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