Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife.
The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park.
He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub.
He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"
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One day in the future, Barack Hussien Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You are on my list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing.
Such was his fate in hell.
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so.
I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms
tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,
"Yeah man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said...........
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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I was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder, so I joined a support
group. We never meet.

I thought of joining a 12 step program but it's only 10
steps to my fridge. So I grabbed a beer and said fuck it.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus

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THAT's ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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