THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
In theory, there is no difference between
theory and practice; In practice, there is.
Chuck Reid
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GOOD NEWS GOOD NEWS!!!
Here in beautiful West Michigan,
THE HEAT WAVE HAS BROKEN!!!!
I woke up this morning and it was 72 degrees
outside at 6am. I'd left my little window ac
on for the night, and my room felt like an ice
burg this am. It was wonderful. Yesterday at 2 pm the
temp was still over 100 and the fam piled in the
car for a trip to "the lake". Felt like bath water.
An article stated yesterday that all the large
stores, Home depot, mennards, etc. had sold out
of window air conditioners and there was nary a
one to be found in the entire city Saturday for
sale. We came home last night and had Root beer
floats. A few years ago, we had found an A and W
root beer stand and purchased old fashioned glass
mugs. There is nothing better than a float in
a chilled glass mug. Wonderful
TRUST ME...S' truth!
Got a awesome case of brain freeze afterwards
But it was wonderful:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
funny
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Sheep In The Island
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miami off roading 8th street mudding
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Funny compilation
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An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be
allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national
purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history
of constitutional process in Canada, special status,
distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking.
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One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home
from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day,
and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could
drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching
muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens,
gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,
"Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger."
The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth
Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What color do you prefer?"
The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches
into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks
and says, "I want this color sonny."
To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any
in this color. Could I show you a nice blue one?"
"No son, I want this color."
"But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would
suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.
By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner,
thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen,
coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and
asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about.
The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"
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Biff went to a storefront psychic for some spiritual guidance.
"There seems to be a horrible, dark cloud surrounding me."
"I know," said the psychic, "and for a hundred dollars, I can rid you of it."
Biff thought the fee was high, but, eager to be cured, he handed over the
money to the psychic. After pocketing the fee, the psychic
then pulled out a book of matches and lit one.
Then Biff asked, "What do you call this dark and horrible curse?"
The psychic waved the match down behind Biff and said, "Mexican food."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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