THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
If we cannot end now our differences,
at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
John F. Kennedy
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
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The Obama administration announced today
that they have finalized Obama's strategy for the next
term, if elected. It sounds very similar to the
strategy he held for his first term...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1877.html
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
run for your life!
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you didn't...
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family portrait
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friend request
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a man and a woman
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uh oh
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the g spot
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God gave you lips
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stereo types
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all I needed
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
dancin!
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towing call
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children see children do
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the arse song
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
A room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,
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When she walks into a room, people say,
"Oh My God"..
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After many years, a Jewish mother gets the phone call
she never thought she would get from her openly gay son.
"Mom, I've met a wonderful girl. I'm going straight, and we're going to get married."
Mom is overjoyed, but can't really believe things are that good.
"I suppose it's too much to ask that she's Jewish."
Her son says, "Mom, not only is she Jewish, but she happens to be
from a very wealthy and prominent Beverly Hills family."
Mom is beside herself with joy, and says, "You don't know how
happy you've made me. What's her name?" The son says, "Monica Lewinsky."
Mom is silent for a moment, and then says, "What happened to
that nice Catholic boy you used to date?"
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A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students.
"Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"
He was older than some of the others. He said,
" Damn if I know who signed the fucking thing."
She was a little put out by his swearing, so she told him to
go home and to bring his father with him when he came back.
Next day, the father came with his son, sat in the back of the
room to observe, as the teacher requested. She started back in on her
quiz and finally got back to the boy. "Now, Johnny, I'll ask you again.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?"
"Well, hell, teacher," Johnny said, "I told you I didn't know."
The father jumped up in the back, pointed a stern finger at his son,
and said, "Johnny, if you signed that fucking thing, you damn well better own up to it!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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