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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Courage is looking fear in the eye and saying...
"get the hell out of the way, I've got things to do."

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Happy birthday America!!!!!!!!!!!

 

May your fourth of July be a fun and happy one!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

hard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o011.html

the honeymoon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o012.html

meat inspector
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o013.html

manopause
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o014.html

pin the tail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o015.html

McDonalds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o016.html

shots fired!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o017.html

a complete physical
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o018.html

The echo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o019.html

Sonnydale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Gathering of Mustangs & Legends - Opening Ceremonies Flag Jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1784.html

Best Patriotic Song About America EVER!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1785.html

fourth of july
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1786.html

Red Skelton
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1787.html

There were women waiting to be executed: a redhead, a brunette, and a
blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution. Of course, these women didn't
want to die, so they needed a plan.
The redhead said, "I have an idea... follow my lead."
So, when it was time for the redhead's execution, the man put on her
blindfold and made her line up against a wall.
"Do you have any last words?" he asked.
"No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"TORNADO!" the she yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around,
and she escaped!
The brunette and blonde saw this. So, when it was time for the
brunette's execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up
against a wall.
"Do you have any last words?" he asked.
"No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FLOOD!" the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned
around, and she escaped, too!
Now the blonde understood this. So, when it was time for the blonde's
execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a
wall.
"Do you have any last words?" he asked.
"No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
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There was a young man went to the doctor
and said he wanted to get married but he
was worried about the small size of his member.
The doctor advised him to go and stay on a
farm, dip his wick in milk several times a day,
and have it sucked by a calf.
Some months later when they met in the street,
the doctor said, "How's your marriage?"
"Oh, I didn't get married doctor, I bought the
calf instead."
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A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor...
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
"My testicles are turning blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue.
The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I
prescribed?"
"Yes, I am," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

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