THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar Wilde
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though thepace seems slow,
You may succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than,
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up,
When he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learned too late when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.
Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far,
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit,
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you
see the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"
The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That is
my ball there. May I have it, please?"
The man says, "It's in my yard now so it's my ball."
The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."
He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf
ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.
The man asks, "Why did you do that?"
The golfer replies, "I consider myself a gentleman,
and I believe every prick should have two balls."
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Paddy was on a fall walk in the Irish countryside. He became thirsty
so he decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to
drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of
soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen,
running up to Paddy and giving him a great deal of attention. The
visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The
housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly, at all. Sure'n that's
his bowl you're using."
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A senior citizensaid to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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