Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,
he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company
and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied,"Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
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Little Johnny is walking by his parents bedroom when he hears alot of noise.
He opens the door and sees his dad with mom bent over the dresser having sex.
Dad looks at Little Johnny and smiles and winks. He motions
for Johnny to leave the room so Little Johnny leaves.
A few minutes later dad is walking past Little Johnnys bedroom and hears a noise.
He opens the door to see Little Johnny with grandma bent over the dresser having sex.
Little Johnny looks at dad and smiles and winks.
He says to dad:
"It's not so funny when it YOUR momma, is it?"
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Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.
He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."
A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and
says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"
She replies, "I lost it, honey."
A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says,
"Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"
Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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