THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Normal is not something to aspire to,
it's something to get away from.
Jodie Foster
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was driving down the street yesterday, and looking
out at the lawns. It was interesting. You
could tell which lawns had sprinkler systems.
Go 4 or 5 houses, nothing but dried up bare patches.
Then you find one that is nice, lush, and green.
Almost looked obseen. The lawn companies are probably
quite happy right now becuz they do not need to do
very much to maintain their lawn mowing contracts. But
then I suppose they are losing money on fertilizer apps
and such like. The war department continues to water her
poor flowers. But I'm not sure its doing much good.
The heat wave returned again today, with a vengeance.
Temps reached over 100. Sigh. No real chance of rain.
West Michigan drought conditions are the worst since 1956.
This area, known for its fruit farming, was declared a
disaster area by the governor and supposedly the farmers
will get some FEMA aid. The farmers say that even if we
get rain now, the corn crop is not going to recover from
damage already done. So obviously, in addition to the bad
economy, this fall, we can look for much higher prices in
the grocery store. Do you think FEMA will give us all a check
for groceries?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS. The best thing about it tho? THE POSTMANS CORNER will always be free to those who ask for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE COMICS
exchanges
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good morning
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a terrible thing
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honesty
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that's obsene
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q005.html
ignorance and indifference
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q006.html
the worst luck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q007.html
wow
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home early
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q009.html
he refused
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Best Beer Ad Ever - Thirsty For Beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1831.html
Pepsi vs Coca
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1832.html
Bud Light Real Men of Genius
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1833.html
Best Fails Of The Week
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A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town to buy supplies. While
loading up his pickup, he spotted one of the girls who worked at the
bordello watching him.
"Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate these days?"
"Hundred buck," she replied.
"By God," he exclaimed with disgust, "if every man raised sheep, we
wouldn't need you women."
"Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't
need you men, either."
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Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.
Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.
Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".
That same night a priest was coming over for dinner.
Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch,
shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".
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One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he
stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother
share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce"
and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming
"lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonaise on me"!
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Fun pages
How to Make a Paper Catamaran
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42156&s=n
Five Trucks Hacked
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42961&s=n
Toy Story 3
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42366&s=n
Dirt Bike
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41837&s=n
A Race Across the Paper Cosmo
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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