THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.
Thomas Hardy
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, the war department was NOT happy. Our
window a/c quit working and broke down this
weekend. But, air conditioners can be really
expensive. So, I figured out how to fix it
without buying a new one. Its nice and cool
now, specially in the kitchen, where she
belongs, so she can cook. Funny thing tho, the
war department STILL is not happy. And you know,
what Geico told me?? They said that there are
better ways to save money????
GO FIGGER!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
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a book
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stupid questions
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your problem
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impressive
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in this house
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the problem
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whats up
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slight problem
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I fart
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
look good
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in memory of Steve Irwin
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New Obama drill team
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fresh squeezed
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While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that
Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?".
Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny.
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night
when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely
jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the
unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the
bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you
want now?""I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner
and watch, but keep quiet."
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Jed said to his pal, Lem, "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."
"That's awful. What happened?" asked Lem.
"Well," said Jed, "a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told
him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it."
"What did the thief do then?" asked Lem.
"He took one more step so I let him have it!" said Jed, "I didn't want
that stupid gun anyhow!"
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie
farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the
Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his
herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that
are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of
kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
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FUN PAGES
How to Fly the Thay Hunter
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A Single Rose
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Museum of Thieves
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Thing Thing 4 Hacked
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Anti Theft Car System
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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