THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
not feeling so great so please excuse me
if the page is a little brief today
Martin aka the postman
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the comics
strange feeling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o031.html
coupon clipper
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o032.html
ladies wear
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o033.html
the puppy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o034.html
liberal logic
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o035.html
orgasm
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o036.html
polish wishing well
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o037.html
the rabbit hole
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o038.html
roto rooter
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o039.html
a success
http://thepostmanscorner.net/o040.html
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A new Dr Seuss
I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like ex-speaker Nan ,
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN!'
I do not like this spending spree ---
I'm smart; I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when we complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it --- nope, nope, nope!
Go Green – recycle the White House!
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around
because they don't know I'm using blanks. - Emo Philips
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Than it dawned on me.
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A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a
young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her
if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked
her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.
When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was
Vaseline and that she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she
used it, the answer was "yes". Asked how she used it, she said "to
assist sexual intercourse."
The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question
because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for
the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use
it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell
me exactly how you use it?"
"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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