[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The internet is full of warnings about scams and other
kinds of pitfalls that can beset the unwary user. And while
I do in no means wish to alarm you, I feel I must alert you
to yet one more....
Beware of this latest slick method of credit card fraud!
Be extra careful when swiping your card on this specific type of machine.
This machine can end up costing you a lot more than you bargained for!!!
Please forward this message to all your friends and contacts ....
immense losses can be prevented!!!
Attached is the photo of the machine:

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

ten things
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five minutes
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the cake and the dog
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why not mom
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next time
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no telling
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laughing
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too sexy
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R and D
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hypnosis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q020.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

I want some
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Heineken
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a close shave
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wear a helmet
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When Pope John Paul II got to heaven, St. Peter told him
he was lucky to be there. John Paul asked, "Why? What did I do wrong on Earth?"
"God was angry with your refusal to admit female priests," said St. Peter.
"He's mad about that?" the late Pope asked.
St. Peter replied, "She's furious!"
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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
 
1.  Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable
    to cry in a CORVETTE than on a bicycle.
 
2.  Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
 
3.  If you help someone when they are in trouble, they will
    remember you when they're in trouble again.
 
4.  Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
 
5.  Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then, neither does milk.
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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl
digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was
amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing..
So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are
putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl
who plants the trees called in sick.'
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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