THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
To have a right to do a thing is not at
all the same as to be right in doing it.
G. K. Chesterton
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It was interesting. We went to see a movie
Saturday night. Prime time about 9pm. Maybe its
the fact that its summer time. Dunno. But normally
you would find this particular theatre packed to
overflowing just about then. The place was deserted.
Looked like a ghost town. Wonder if it had to do
with what happened in Denver. Do you stay away from
the theater now because you are concerned about or
afraid of what happened? just curious.
Oh and by the way, in case any one is curious. remember
a couple days ago, I said they should "fry" Holmes? if
it's of any interest to you , everyone who wrote in agreed
with me on that issue. Now don't get me wrong. I am in
favor of everyone to have a fair trial. I don't believe in
death for those insane, or mentally incapacitated. either.
I do believe in due process even, so everyone can appeal. But
I also believe in justice, which includes an age old proverb,
"an eye for an eye," too. Unfortunately, I suspect that
the guy will probably be diagnosed
as psychotic. The death penalty will be revoked so he
likely will spend forever on death row and it will cost
us tax payers thousands, yea millions. Clogging our courts
for years, and making some attorneys some small fortune.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
BTW...if you have not yet seen Battleship, go see it.
Was a good flick if u are into that kindof a movie.
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
schmelly
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the morgue
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Moses
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morning after
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too early
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too much fiber
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in the middle
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I woke up
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whaddya mean?
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Darling, what if
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the shower
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funny gag
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brewed by women
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door to door
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Mary: My #1 ex was probably the dumbest of all.
Jill: Why do you say that?
Mary: He came into the bedroom one night holding a
jalapeno pepper in his hand. I said, "Why in hell did you
bring that pepper to the bedroom?"
Jill: Well, what did he say?
Mary: He said, "You told me to add spice to our sex live
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Vinnie and Hank are drinking, when Vinnie
leans over and starts stroking Hank's beard.
Vinnie says, "Your face feels just like my wife's pussy."
Hank strokes it himself and says, "You're right."
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These great questions and answers are from the days when
' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous,
not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host
asking the questions, of course..
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up
almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
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In ancient times it was believed that the gods and goddesses could come
down to earth and visit mortals, sometimes coupling with them.
One morning a sweet young thing told her mother, "I think a god coupled
with me last night."
"Really?" her mother asked. "I wonder if it's Thor?"
"Thor?" the girl asked. "It'th tho thore I can't touch it with a powder
puff!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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