Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had
successfully slipped into the U.S.A.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.
The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:
"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish."
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Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and
Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill
Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished
to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!
That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal.
"Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a
gold urinal. But I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"
Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how
impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:
"I found out who peed in your saxophone."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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