THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Don't aim for success if you want it;
just do what you love and believe in,
and it will come naturally.
David Frost
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
quit smoking
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the convent
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blood pressure
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try this
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hallucinations
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the evolution of a rock concert
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lets go shopping
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that is the question
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borrowing candles
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nudism
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
get into bed
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the dog
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in the woods
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turtle train
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1881.html
Original Chinese Proverb:
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach
a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
New Proverb:
Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his
clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of
unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs,
contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes and
he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.
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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life,
an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In
one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever
having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at
him, "How about that?! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but
on the way home, he remembered his wife didn't like his father. So,
he hung it in the barn and every morning before leaving for the
fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So, that's the ugly
woman he's runnin' around with."
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When young José , newly arrived in the United States, made his first
trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched
by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch
near the American flag. Later, José wrote home enthusiastically about
his experience: "And the Americans, they are so friendly! Before the game
started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang 'José, can
you see?'"
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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an
affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap.
One evening, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story,
"Excuse me, My Dear, my stomach aches," and went into the bathroom.
The wife promptly ran and jumped into the maid's bed. She switched the lights
off. When he came in, he wasted no time, or words, but had his way with her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find
me in this bed, did you?" Then, she switched on the light.
"No, Madam," said the gardener.
FUN PAGES
Way To Change Oil
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Big City Adventure: Sydney Australia
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Anti Theft Car System
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How to Fly Aircraft Mirage
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Mystery Masterpiece: Moonstone
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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