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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Interesting, I was reading an article on the subject
of a happy marriage. It stated that one of the key ingrediants
is empathy. and it asked the question..
Are you empathetic? Is your partner? It might be the secret to a
happier marriage. According to a recent study from Harvard
University, being able to accurately read a partner's emotions--
and believing that your partner is trying to understand your emotions
--is related to couple relationship satisfaction.
Now don't get me wrong, I am no authority on marriage. I am not
even sure if I am good on being empathetic. See, here is the thing
about a happy marriage. I know I am a happily married man.
After all, she tells me I am happy,
so I must be, right?
Now, you really want to know the ingrediants to a happy marriage?
1. yes dear.
2. ok dear.
3. I'll be home real soon dear.
If you can remember them 3 things you will be a happily married
man for all the days of your life.
TRUST ME...s' truth!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
life
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jerking off
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what do you mean
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the north pole global warming
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something sweet
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teamwork
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wonder why
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what is normal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p059.html
the bride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
American Crossroads: Operation Hot Mic
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George Carlin - Words we use
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at the beach
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dangerous animal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1826.html
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young
man drives in and comes to the door. "Sir, I was driving by
and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture.
Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milkweed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture
from Texas A&M, I know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.
He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.
The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same
young man drove up."Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed
you had some honeysuckle vine on the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle !" said the farmer.
Again, the young man explained about his degree from A&M,
so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey.
Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.
The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you
had some pussywillow trees down by the creek."
The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you!"
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An 80 year old man went to Hollywood to pick up a prostitute and to get
some action. He noticed one hooker in particular and started flirting
with her. The prostitute quickly became annoyed and yelled,
"Get lost old man! You're ruining business!"
"Sure would like to get some action tonight," blurted the old man.
"You've got to be kidding! You're too old! You're all finished!"
"What did you say?" asked the geezer.
"You heard me! You're all finished!"
"Oh, dear," replied the old man, as he reached into his pocket,
"how much do I owe you?"
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A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed
because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing,
she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I
let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue
depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course.
Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly
blind widow, for which he charged her $100.
The widow opened her purse and removed a $100 bill.
When the lawyer accepted it, he noticed there was another a second $100
bill stuck to it...
Immediately the lawyer's keen legal mind realized he was faced with an
ethical question:
Should he tell his partner?
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fun pages
Fly the Airplane The Slow
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Friends Body and Soul
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The Rise of Atlantis
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City Siege Hacked
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Cell Phone Holder
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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