THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! It is always better to have no ideas than false ones; to believe nothing, than to believe what is wrong. -Thomas Jefferson GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman ! THE COMICS can't you see http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l013.html the problem http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l015.html ______________ LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Friends of mine by the Guess Who (the hippies and the stoners will remember this one) largest model railway / railroad in the world http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1071.html Chevron installed closed-circuit video screens on top of its gas station pumps in Los Angeles. It's so you can watch ads while filling up. The Chevron in Hollywood decided to run porno on its screens so you won't feel like the only one getting screwed at the pump. - Argus Hamilton ____________ A man checks into a hotel and the desk clerk asks, very quietly, if he would like a woman sent to his room. The man says yes. The desk clerk says, "I have a stenographer, a switchboard operator or a teacher. Which one should I send up?" With this the man replies, "I'll take the teacher." When the man checks out the next morning, the desk clerk says, "I'm curious, why did you pick the teacher instead of the stenographer or the switchboard operator?" The man replies, "The stenographer would say that she can't take it as fast as I give it. The switchboard operator would cut me off before I'm finished, but the teacher would tell me to do it over and over again until I get it right." ___________ Maury rushed into his favorite psychiatrist's office: "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help my wife; she thinks she's ME!" "My goodness," said the doctor, "maybe I'd better see her right away. Bring her in to see me." Said Maury, "But, doctor, here I am!" ____________ BUFFALO BILL A XXXmas Story http://www.buffaloschips.com/0re.htm Anger Management http://www.buffaloschips.com/ohj9.htm FUN PAGES How to Fly the Wide Fenix http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42413&s=n Ancient Tripeaks http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41666&s=n New York Street Signs http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42400&s=n THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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