THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers
this morning what the rest of us said last night."
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is another dismally wet and chili morning
here in beautiful West Michigan today. And the
forecast does not seem to be much different for
the next week. Between the weather and the four
dollar a gallon gas prices, most likely this will
NOT be an overly great Memorial day weekend for
the tourist industry. It has a big role in
the economy here in the state of Michigan. The
new governor and his cronies have repealed the
so called and infamous "Michigan business tax",
so hopefully that will help generate more business
to help make up for it. Former gov Granholm had
an interesting snipe at former Gov Arnold
in California when he announced that he had
fathered a child out of wedlock ten years ago. The
former gov from Michigan said, "Governors need to
learn to keep their pants zipped." Interesting, the
former Democratic Gov. Granholm didn't mention
anything about how necessary that was for
ex presidents, too.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy todays issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a hybrid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l001.html
building a wall
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l002.html
facts of life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l003.html
hey George
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l004.html
pensions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l005.html
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know what I think when I see this picture?
I wonder what kind of pool table that is?
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
sing like nobody is listening
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1063.html
little bastards
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1064.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
pictures
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd695.html
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A carpenter gets called to do some work at the local
house of ill repute. The madam of the house explains
that she wants him to build a partition to divide one
of the larger rooms into two smaller rooms.
The carpenter spends all day building the partition
and when he's done he gives the madam a bill for $300.
The madam smiles and says, "We usually pay all our
bills around her in trade." "Sorry ma'am" replies
the carpenter, "it's $300 cash or this partition comes out"
"But you can have some fun with any girl here," explains the
madam. "That's worth more than $300"
"Sorry ma'am," replies the carpenter, 'it's $300 cash or this
partition comes out"
"But my girls can fulfill your every desire. Choose any girl you
like." The carpenter thinks a while and then says,
"You said any girl I want. Does that include you?"
The madam smiles seductively, "Why yes of course" and she starts
to disrobe. Once she is naked on the bed the carpenter
slowly and gently inserts his thumb deep into her 'front opening'
She sighs and moans with pleasure.
Then the carpenter carefully inserts his middle finger deep into
her 'rear opening' The madam is writhing in ecstasy
Then the carpenter suddenly clamps his thumb and finger together
and says, "Like I was saying, it's $300 cash or this partition comes out"
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Cool things about having a beer belly:
* You're less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.
* It doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.
* It's a great way to meet cute female cardiologists.
* Extra gravity makes it that much less likely you'll ever be thrown
free of the earth into deep space.
* Your bellybutton can store up to eight quarters for the parking meter.
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Josh was helping Sally, a blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.
Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit." Looking at
it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.
She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."
Josh said, "I can see that, but why?"
Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."
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BUFFALO BILL
Italian Chewing Gum
http://www.buffaloschips.com/akloo.htm
Dead or Alive Holly Vance
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aghy.htm
James David Manning
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ahjik.htm
THATS ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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